Robot Personal Ads
Key:
S – Single
H – Humanoid
Mt – Metallic
Pl – Plastic
MP – Mostly plastic
Rec – Post-consumer recycled parts
M – Roughly hewn into approximation of “male” form
F – Roughly hewn into approximation of “female” form
SO – Sex organs
DSO – Detachable sex organs
FSO – Flamethrower sex organs
W – Has wheels for feet
Tnk – Has tank track for feet
Rd – Has built-in radio
Bp – Speaks in beeps
Kl – Permanently set on ‘kill’
NoLo – Does not have the ability to feel love
This week, as always, there are no Robot Personal Ads, because robots do not have the ability to feel love.
S – Single
H – Humanoid
Mt – Metallic
Pl – Plastic
MP – Mostly plastic
Rec – Post-consumer recycled parts
M – Roughly hewn into approximation of “male” form
F – Roughly hewn into approximation of “female” form
SO – Sex organs
DSO – Detachable sex organs
FSO – Flamethrower sex organs
W – Has wheels for feet
Tnk – Has tank track for feet
Rd – Has built-in radio
Bp – Speaks in beeps
Kl – Permanently set on ‘kill’
NoLo – Does not have the ability to feel love
This week, as always, there are no Robot Personal Ads, because robots do not have the ability to feel love.
posted by Nathan at 2:50 PM
2 Comments:
There are definitely robots among us.
Robots attack old people because they cannot love. It's a fact!
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