Ways my office would be different if it were completely submerged underwater (And one way in which it would be the same).
Less important to remember to put paper into the recycle bin rather than the garbage can.
Harder to blow the fuzz out of my mouse.
Playing field between me and Sea Monkeys on my desk leveled.
More pencil use; less pen use.
Less likely I’ll accidentally unplug my computer by tripping over the power cable.
Fewer trips to the restroom.
No more obsessively de-crisping the gel in my hair for the first hour of work.
Previously unused filing cabinet now used for kick-turns.
Probably more acceptable to take your shoes off.
Equal feeling of crippling suffocation.
Harder to blow the fuzz out of my mouse.
Playing field between me and Sea Monkeys on my desk leveled.
More pencil use; less pen use.
Less likely I’ll accidentally unplug my computer by tripping over the power cable.
Fewer trips to the restroom.
No more obsessively de-crisping the gel in my hair for the first hour of work.
Previously unused filing cabinet now used for kick-turns.
Probably more acceptable to take your shoes off.
Equal feeling of crippling suffocation.
posted by Nathan at 1:42 PM
5 Comments:
You're on drugs.
We are all on drugs.
Less likely to unplug your computer? Ha! You'd be electrocuted before you could even get up. Geez. Get real.
One thing you forgot is that if you worked underwater your boss would have gills. Or should I say a use for his gills.
use pomade it doesn't get all crusty like hair gel
That a girl, Daper Dan!
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