Dubious Claims
“It was raining so hard this morning, I had to find my way to work by sense of smell.”
“You know why the chili here is so good, don’t you? They put orphan tears in it.”
“I wouldn’t get an Irish Setter if I were you. Aside from humans, they’re the only member of the animal kingdom that has sex for money.”
“I saw this thing on the History Channel last night, and it said that in the 1960s, the U.S. Treasury issued a $1.35 bill, $1.35 being the average cost of most consumer goods at the time. It was essentially a $1.00 bill with a quarter and a dime taped to it, and it was only in circulation for about three months before they realized how easy it was to counterfeit.”
“By the age of 14, the average American child has seen over 15,000 murders in person.”
“Yeah, I used to buy Snapple, too. Then I found out that in the factory, they let pedophiles swim in it.”
“The best cure for hiccups? Eat a bible.”
“You know why the chili here is so good, don’t you? They put orphan tears in it.”
“I wouldn’t get an Irish Setter if I were you. Aside from humans, they’re the only member of the animal kingdom that has sex for money.”
“I saw this thing on the History Channel last night, and it said that in the 1960s, the U.S. Treasury issued a $1.35 bill, $1.35 being the average cost of most consumer goods at the time. It was essentially a $1.00 bill with a quarter and a dime taped to it, and it was only in circulation for about three months before they realized how easy it was to counterfeit.”
“By the age of 14, the average American child has seen over 15,000 murders in person.”
“Yeah, I used to buy Snapple, too. Then I found out that in the factory, they let pedophiles swim in it.”
“The best cure for hiccups? Eat a bible.”
posted by Nathan at 6:37 AM
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