Proposed Replacement Phrases for Overused Corporate Lingo
Formerly: Gain alignment
Proposed: Achieve slippage
Formerly: On a go-forward basis
Proposed: Until Shilvaroth the Devourer of Worlds rises from the dark cavern of Ulthrea and fulfils the prophecy.
Formerly: Touchbase
Proposed: Dickwhittle
Formerly: Keep it on your radar
Proposed: I’m sick of you, Vanessa. I’m sick of you and I’m sick of your shit.
Formerly: Please advise…
Proposed: Slip the crack, make a snack, then send it back, Jack!
Formerly: I’ve got a lot on my plate right now
Proposed: Whatever happened to Mark Linn-Baker? He was so funny on Perfect Strangers.
Formerly: Let’s discuss that offline
Proposed: My eyes! My eyes!
Proposed: Achieve slippage
Formerly: On a go-forward basis
Proposed: Until Shilvaroth the Devourer of Worlds rises from the dark cavern of Ulthrea and fulfils the prophecy.
Formerly: Touchbase
Proposed: Dickwhittle
Formerly: Keep it on your radar
Proposed: I’m sick of you, Vanessa. I’m sick of you and I’m sick of your shit.
Formerly: Please advise…
Proposed: Slip the crack, make a snack, then send it back, Jack!
Formerly: I’ve got a lot on my plate right now
Proposed: Whatever happened to Mark Linn-Baker? He was so funny on Perfect Strangers.
Formerly: Let’s discuss that offline
Proposed: My eyes! My eyes!
posted by Nathan at 2:32 PM
4 Comments:
You're a funny guy Mr. McTurnbuckle. A very funny guy.
I was thinking it would be a good idea, of all places that need the change up it is the office setting.
Then I was thinking of "dickwhittle" and "achieve slippage" at the same time. The mere thought "had me in stitches." - OMG LOL
*Dickwhittle*
Holy shit, I have to start saying that.
Whatever, dickwhittle.
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