What Not to Give Kids on Trick-or-Treat Night
Cucumber/chevre/salmon roe canapés
“Fun Size” Salem Lights
Your band’s demo tape
The ol’ San Jose Shakedown
Photographs of themselves sleeping
Easter candy
Right-to-life pamphlets
Homemade coupons for a free back rub
Those peanut butter shit things in the black and orange wrappers
Kittens
“Fun Size” Salem Lights
Your band’s demo tape
The ol’ San Jose Shakedown
Photographs of themselves sleeping
Easter candy
Right-to-life pamphlets
Homemade coupons for a free back rub
Those peanut butter shit things in the black and orange wrappers
Kittens
posted by Nathan at 7:58 AM
4 Comments:
haha.
when your dad owns funeral homes its always a good marketing idea to pass out ORR FUNERAL HOME combs to all the kiddies.
The homemade free backrub coupons I give to my girlfriend are for "10 minute back massage" or "15 minute front massage", her choice.
Also, kittens wouldn't really be so bad, unless they were still breathing. My cat is always pulling that shit.
You have a cat?
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