My Album Cover Shot
Eyes askance.
Eyebrows tousseled.
Lip cast noseward.
Holding a scimitar.
Casual air of detached bemusement (if unavailable, use casual air of bemused detachment).
Hair flowing, blowing, billowing like a cascading Niagara Falls of rich chocolaty nightmares, careening around my body like an angry tornado of frightened bats flittering about as if they are tearing a 1997 East St. Louis and Vicinity phone book into tiny shredded snowflakes of no-longer-accurate contact information.
Basket of puppies.
Black Trans Am filled with limes.
Band members dressed as the cast of Head of The Class (pre-Robin Givens departure).
Twelve-foot party sub, extra mayonnaise.
Eyebrows tousseled.
Lip cast noseward.
Holding a scimitar.
Casual air of detached bemusement (if unavailable, use casual air of bemused detachment).
Hair flowing, blowing, billowing like a cascading Niagara Falls of rich chocolaty nightmares, careening around my body like an angry tornado of frightened bats flittering about as if they are tearing a 1997 East St. Louis and Vicinity phone book into tiny shredded snowflakes of no-longer-accurate contact information.
Basket of puppies.
Black Trans Am filled with limes.
Band members dressed as the cast of Head of The Class (pre-Robin Givens departure).
Twelve-foot party sub, extra mayonnaise.
posted by Nathan at 7:16 AM
2 Comments:
Well.
Maybe you should pose with an arthritis pain-reliever.
While doing that tornado thing.
Hello,
Are you aware that unsolicited advertisements and spam on the internet are the nation's #1 source of serious bullshit!
It's a well known fact that the #1 cause for arthritis in people between the ages of 20 and 50 in America is masterbating in front of your computer screen. Don't suffer uneccessary arthritic pain.
Best Regards
John Q.
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