Observational Sandwich-Related Humor

Why is the BLT the only sandwich that features the condiments in the name of it? Isn’t it really a just a bacon sandwich that has the same sorts of things that you’d expect on pretty much any sandwich? If you ordered a hamburger and it came with lettuce and tomato on it, you wouldn’t think, “Wait a second, I ordered a hamburger, not an HLT!” you’d think something like, “Oh, my hamburger’s here. I am going to eat the holy living fuck out of this.” My point is, lettuce and tomato are expected. If you created a hamburger and it had a hamburger patty, lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, cheese, ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise on it, you wouldn’t call it a HLTOPCRKMM for three reasons. 1. It’s already called a “cheeseburger.” 2. That’s a lot of goddamn letters, nobody will remember all those. 3. What does the “R” even stand for? There’s not even anything that starts with an R in there. Nice try, Burger Chef.