Thursday, July 13, 2006

Insults and Put-Downs of Limited Usefulness

If the ability to draw a realistic-looking sailboat was sandwiches, you would have like zero sandwiches.

You add up your bowling score like a Thai orthodontist putting a salesclerk from Restoration Hardware in a half-nelson at the conclusion of an argument over the cultural authenticity of a Malaysian-styled bathroom towel rack design.

Hey, the ‘80s called, and they want their groundswell of public sympathy and goodwill in support of the brave paramedics who rescued Baby Jessica back.

When they were handing out jawbones, you thought they said “raw scones” and said “give me one with extra sharp edges.”

You’ve got a face like a Picasso: one eyeball on your forehead, one eyeball in your ear, and featuring the familiar minotaur motif so prevalent during his Surrealist period.

Is that your penis, or did your balls throw up?

4 Comments:

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