Million Dollar Fish-Out-of-Water Movie Ideas
Fish Out Of Water - In Another Dimension
Matt Crowder is a cartoonist with dreams of making it big. One day, he finds a magic pen that gives him the ability to travel to another dimension. He ends up in a strange land where everything is exactly the same as it is on Earth, except the words “butterfly” and “haircut” have reversed meanings. Here’s a scene…
Dave (a resident of the alternate-dimension earth): Check out all those beautiful haircuts!
Matt: I don’t follow you.
Fish Out of Water - In Space
Fender Wilton is a jam band roadie with dreams of making it big. One day, he gets high and wanders into a top-secret NASA spaceship, falls asleep and wakes up on Planet Zqqqqqqqz-9. It’s exactly like Earth, except way more science-fictionlike. Let's watch...
Q’XXZ (the president of Planet Zqqqqqqqz-9): Looks like you win, Fender.
Fender: Now I’m the president! You guys totally suck at Scrabble!
Fist out of Water – (Super Shocking M. Night Shyamalan Ending)
Paul Spaldeen is a Pop-a-Shot repairman with dreams of making it big. One day, he falls over Niagara Falls or something and he ends up in the most magical, most peaceful water land you guys could ever think of. Towards the end of the movie, he leans down to take a calm, refreshing drink of the water and *****SPOILER ALERT***** a fist comes out and hits him.
The End.
Or is it????
Matt Crowder is a cartoonist with dreams of making it big. One day, he finds a magic pen that gives him the ability to travel to another dimension. He ends up in a strange land where everything is exactly the same as it is on Earth, except the words “butterfly” and “haircut” have reversed meanings. Here’s a scene…
Dave (a resident of the alternate-dimension earth): Check out all those beautiful haircuts!
Matt: I don’t follow you.
Fish Out of Water - In Space
Fender Wilton is a jam band roadie with dreams of making it big. One day, he gets high and wanders into a top-secret NASA spaceship, falls asleep and wakes up on Planet Zqqqqqqqz-9. It’s exactly like Earth, except way more science-fictionlike. Let's watch...
Q’XXZ (the president of Planet Zqqqqqqqz-9): Looks like you win, Fender.
Fender: Now I’m the president! You guys totally suck at Scrabble!
Fist out of Water – (Super Shocking M. Night Shyamalan Ending)
Paul Spaldeen is a Pop-a-Shot repairman with dreams of making it big. One day, he falls over Niagara Falls or something and he ends up in the most magical, most peaceful water land you guys could ever think of. Towards the end of the movie, he leans down to take a calm, refreshing drink of the water and *****SPOILER ALERT***** a fist comes out and hits him.
The End.
Or is it????
posted by Nathan at 2:33 PM
3 Comments:
Really a million dollars isn't that much in the movie business.
I got ketchup all over myself one time at Niagra Falls and after I left the restaurant with the dried smeared ketchup all over my white shirt, people thought maybe I was hurt. Or something.
You two guys make it all worth it.
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