Dogs of War

I can't believe that there's no such thing as a gun that shoots hot dogs at people.

I defy you to think of something more awesome (and if you're going to say a gun that shoots hammers at people or a gun that shoots little tiny guns at people, you're wrong, buddy. It's hot dogs. Hot dogs is better.)

Here's a couple of reasons why:
1. Hot dogs are awesome in every single way.
2. There's no way that getting shot with a hot dog could hurt you, unless possibly you get shot in the swimsuit area.
3. And even if it did hurt some, you'd probably be laughing so hard that you wouldn't mind. Because, come on! A gun that shoots hot dogs?
4. For protection, you could wear a vest made of hot dog buns.

Product Name, Possible Taglines and Supplemental Copy:

The Shot Dog(tm): The Gun That Shoots Hot Dogs At People.

- Launch a Meat Missile!
- Join the Hebrew National Rifle Association!
- First Came the Tommy Gun. Now, Introducing the Frank Gun.
- They Say An Army Fights On Its Stomach, So Why Not Fight With Something That A Person Would Normally Put In His Stomach? In This Case, A Hot Dog! Shot Out Of A Gun That Shoots Hot Dogs! Get It?
- This House Protected by Smith, Wesson, and Kahn's.
- Hot Dogs Are Made with Pork, Beef, Turkey and Chicken. And Now, Duck.
- And Remember, Never Shoot Someone In The Swimsuit Area. That Ain't Kosher!

So if anybody out there is good at making things, or building things, or putting things together, or constructing things, or taking two seemingly disparate items and combining them in hilarious and unexpected ways, please get to work on this idea. I've pretty much taken care of the hard part.