If You Could Have Any Superpower

If you could have any superpower, I think that the ability to change the color of your urine at will would be a dumb choice. Because what could you do with it? You could show it off to your friends, if you don’t mind letting them see your penis. But if a buddy of mine said, “hey, check this out” and then took out his wiener and started peeing, I don’t know if I’d stick around long enough to see what color it was. I guess maybe you could tell your boss your weren’t feeling well and tell him you had blood in your urine and then show him your blood-red pee. But you could only do that once, maybe. And it’s just as likely you’d get fired as get the afternoon off. Really, the only practical use would be to trick people into drinking your pee. Which is kind of selfish, because how would you fight crime with that?

Way to blow it, dude. You could have been able to fly or something.