Dirty Haiku Hastily Rewritten To Make Them About Friendship

Inside the soft warmth
Penetrating down the depths
My friendship is huge

Piercing, then panting
Then the ultimate release
A good friend feels great

Two friends are talking
Making plans and promises
One always comes first

A good friend never
Slams you behind your back, he
Gives it to you straight

Women crave friendship
The strong man gives it to her
Puts his trust in her