Sick Jokes from the Future

Mean-spirited, sick jokes have been around as long as I can remember. As soon as some sort of tragic event occurs, the market is flooded with them, like when the Challenger exploded, or we found out Rock Hudson died of AIDS, or most of the events of Michael Jackson’s life happened. Here are some examples, only you might not get them because they’re from the future. I can’t tell you how I got them, all I can say is one day, maybe not too far from now, these are going to be really offensive.

Q: Did you hear what Venus Williams' son said to her right after the Olympics?
A: Neither did she.

Q: Did you hear why John Ashcroft didn’t go to the latest White House dinner?
A: He said he had Mexican for lunch.

Q: Did you hear Mel Brooks is going to rerelease the movie Spaceballs? Except this time it’s going to just be called Spaceball.

Q: Did you hear about the new Benji movie?
A: Yeah, Elijah Wood is going to play the love interest.

Q: How many Armageddon survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of us, but there’s no electricity due to the complete destruction of civilization. Plus, most of the light bulbs are broken.

Q: What’s the name of Shari Lewis’ new puppet?
A: Limbchop.