Million Dollar Idea
Check it out. Are you ready for this?
A car made out of water.
Can you imagine how many problems this would solve?
First, the car would obviously run on water, so the industrial-petrochemical-military complex would be knocked on its ass and there would be no more wars.
Gas stations would have way more room for pop and chips and stuff.
If you got into an accident, just add more water.
And the best part of all...water is free.
The only possible problem I can foresee is there would be no place to put a radio, but if you had a car made out of water, you really wouldn't need one. All you would want to listen to is the sound of your own voice saying, "Holy fucking shit! I'm driving a car made out of fucking water! Yippie yahoo hooray! This is the best day ever! Lick my butthole, Mr. President of America!"
So how about it, Science? What's the hold-up?
A car made out of water.
Can you imagine how many problems this would solve?
First, the car would obviously run on water, so the industrial-petrochemical-military complex would be knocked on its ass and there would be no more wars.
Gas stations would have way more room for pop and chips and stuff.
If you got into an accident, just add more water.
And the best part of all...water is free.
The only possible problem I can foresee is there would be no place to put a radio, but if you had a car made out of water, you really wouldn't need one. All you would want to listen to is the sound of your own voice saying, "Holy fucking shit! I'm driving a car made out of fucking water! Yippie yahoo hooray! This is the best day ever! Lick my butthole, Mr. President of America!"
So how about it, Science? What's the hold-up?
posted by Nathan at 1:03 PM
1 Comments:
Dude, what happens if you hit a real dirty puddle? Wouldn't it run like shit?
I'm not working against the idea. I'mjust wondering.
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