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Grad School Snaps

The first in an ongoing series.
Sorted by discipline.

Geology
"Yo momma's so old, her previous address was in Pangea"

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Wacky Improv Comedy Troupes With Meat-Related Names: Real or Made-Up?

1. Rubber Chicken Factory

2. Chicken Chow Maine

3. Chicken Ranch

4. Hot Beef Infection

5. The Tenderloins

6. Beefquake

7. Bacon, Laughter and Tomato

8. Oscar Meyer Wieners, Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs, and Steve McKenna’s Penis

9. Fratelli Bologna

10. Bearded Lamb

11. Meatloaf 2000

12. Last Ham Standing

13. Hamateur Hour

14. The Hamazons

15. The Ham-O Sapiens

16. Ham Radio

17. Ham, Ham Thank You Ma’am

18. Lucky Ham

19. That’s Not A Bratwurst!

20. Saturday Night Liverwurst

21. Giggleburger ‘n’ Fries

22. Mama’s Pot Roast

23. Chicago Style Beef Curtains

24. Baloney Rodeo

25. The Beef Smugglers

26. Whistling Shrimp

27. Jurassic Pork

28. Here’s the Beef!

29. Veal American Heroes

30. Pork & Dreamz

31. Ground Chuckles

32. Salami, Myself, and I

33. The Bacon Stranglers

34. Scorned Beef

35. Beef Stupid

36. Who Farted On These Pork Chops?

Actual: 1, 3, 5, 9, 10, 12, 14, 18, 22, 24, 26 (Seriously, you can probably find them on the Internet or something. I did some work on this one.)
Made-up: The rest.

Funny, But Makes You Think

There’s an old joke:
How do you make God laugh?
Make a plan.

And that got me thinking:
How do you make God laugh… at Himself?
Trick Him into drinking your piss.

Because He’d have to admit that you got Him pretty good.

A Nickel's Worth of Free Medical Advice

If you spend your whole life eating well, exercising, and taking care of your health, it increases your chances of dying in a horrible accident.

It’s true.

Boner Patrol: The Saga

Boner Patrol: The Motion Picture

Boner Patrol, Too

Boner Patrol 3D

Boner Patrol: Die Boner

Boner Patrols

Boner Patrol 6: Beyond Bonerdome

Boner Patrol, Part VII: The Final Boner

Boner Patrol, Episode VIII: Attack of the Boners

Boner Patrol 9: Red, White and Boner

Boner X

Boner Patrol 11: a.k.a. Battle for the Planet of the Boners

Boner Patrol 12: Bone Alone

The Next Boner Kid

Boner Patrol 14: Rise of the Silver Boner

Boner Patrol 15: The Legend of Curley’s Boner

Boner Patrol: First Contact

Boner Patrol 17: Boner Under Siege

Boner Patrol 18: The Boner Clause

Boner Patrol 19: The Beginning

Boner Patrol 20: Boners Go West!

Boner Patrol and a Little Lady

Boner Patrol 22: Still Bonin’ After All These Years

AVBP

Finally, A Computer That's Programmed (to make you laugh)

I think that if they ever create a Mac keyboard shortcut for the Internet that removes people's underwear, it should be COMMAND+O.